2013年06月26日
Awesome Daughter Fixes Dad's Computer
No matter who you are or where you live, chances are your parents expect you to fix their computer for free Makeup class.It's as if the only reason you're even alive is because your parents were too cheap to pay for tech support.
Which is understandable, considering the kind of mistreatment they subject their computer to on a daily basis would no doubt cost more to fix than a new computer would cost to buy.
Well, being forced to be at her dad's beck and call since practically birth, one fed-up offspring has finally decided to do what most of us only dreamed of doing: She invoiced her father for services rendered.
Okay, so the invoice might have been sent from a billing department run by a suit-wearing beagle 香檳.
And the amount due is just one dinner at a Round Table pizzeria.
But the aggrieved — an honest-to-goodness tech support employee identified only as "your awesome daughter" — still managed to get a good dig in under the radar office Furniture.
Concerning the labeling of her dad as "customer ID 9," she explains:
When I was younger I made up a road trip game and rule number 9 was "if dad doesn't understand, just ignore it". We still claim #9 for random nothings.
2013年06月26日
Female more gentle persons of concern
"Do you think marriages, he (she) should have what quality? "Yesterday, a leading dating website has invited 27,000 users participate in the marriage quality survey, users common choice is for men and women: marriage," loyalty "ranked first.
This survey is divided into two sections for men and women, selected for the survey listed 10 major quality for the survey results as the 2010 "perfect" marriage quality survey will be released on October 10.
Investigations revealed that "loyalty" as most women in marriage should have quality, the highest number of votes. Women's traditional quality in the modern society become still main demands, data in the network's findings, "loyalty" and "gentle", "good", occupying the top three positions, all three respectively, 1591 votes, 1514 women, accounting for 57% of the total data. Meanwhile, there is quality needs of women also show more modern side, "tolerance", "optimistic", "elegant" continuously highlighted in the demands of the modern woman in the marriage, "wisdom" is followed.
In "man in marriage, most should have quality" findings, "wealth" option only 295 votes, ranking eighth of ten options, 1.6% per cent of male total data. "Aggressive" option won 1623 vote, rose to fifth. In addition, the "good faith", "loyalty", "confident", "thoughtful" high "quality man in marriage the most should have" option in the first echelon.
Morality demands the sort of women to men:
Loyal, sincere, confident, thoughtful, motivated, intelligent, hard working, wealth, courage, patience
Man on woman's character requires sorting:
Loyalty, gentleness, kindness, tolerance, optimism, elegance, intelligence, independence, confidence, and strength
This survey is divided into two sections for men and women, selected for the survey listed 10 major quality for the survey results as the 2010 "perfect" marriage quality survey will be released on October 10.
Investigations revealed that "loyalty" as most women in marriage should have quality, the highest number of votes. Women's traditional quality in the modern society become still main demands, data in the network's findings, "loyalty" and "gentle", "good", occupying the top three positions, all three respectively, 1591 votes, 1514 women, accounting for 57% of the total data. Meanwhile, there is quality needs of women also show more modern side, "tolerance", "optimistic", "elegant" continuously highlighted in the demands of the modern woman in the marriage, "wisdom" is followed.
In "man in marriage, most should have quality" findings, "wealth" option only 295 votes, ranking eighth of ten options, 1.6% per cent of male total data. "Aggressive" option won 1623 vote, rose to fifth. In addition, the "good faith", "loyalty", "confident", "thoughtful" high "quality man in marriage the most should have" option in the first echelon.
Morality demands the sort of women to men:
Loyal, sincere, confident, thoughtful, motivated, intelligent, hard working, wealth, courage, patience
Man on woman's character requires sorting:
Loyalty, gentleness, kindness, tolerance, optimism, elegance, intelligence, independence, confidence, and strength
